Pasta: Chapter 23
Today I'd like to offer up a short psalm in honor of one of my favorite deities. The following is excerpted from the Pooflinger's Bible, in the Book of Pasta: Chapter 23.
1) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my buddy; I shall not starve.
2) He maketh me to lie in green parsley: He leadeth me beside marinara.
3) He filleth my stomach: He leadeth me in the paths of satire for entertainment's sake.
4) Yea, though I walk through the world of the low-carb craze, I will fear no diet: for thou art with me; thy noodly appendage it comforts me.
5) Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Parmesan: thou annointest my salad with oil; my beer foameth over.
6) Surely meatballs and garlic will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of good food forever; RAmen.
Here endeth the lesson, for today. Now I'm going to go put up a couple of extra lightning rods, just in case...
7 Package(s) of Returned Poo:
Wow, we totally have to have a pirate day when I get home
RAmen
So my house is already refeared to as the Piarate ship so the transition to FSM should be smothly (besides if my piarates dont want to convert i have a larger stick). Well gota run
P.S. Hardware still wants to know when are we filming the "illicit" movie. He would like to get athat done before he leaves
Al dente, al dente,
forever may he remain,
al dente.
Skip ahead 1000 years or so...
I see factions fighting over which is the preferred cheese: parmesan or myzithra and whether Ragu is better than Prego. Such is the nature of religion.
I can almost hear them now:
"We have the only true pasta, and it'll cost you 10% to get it!"
There can be no one true pasta; all the good pastas of the earth are for our consumption. For the Flying Spaghetti Monster put us on this earth to be good stewards of his pastas.
Hey! Don't forget about the rest of the flock....ravoli, gnocchi, ziti, pastina (they're so cute!)and our beloved tortolini!
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