Google de Agusto
Once again, due to frequent blogosphere absence on the part of your host, I have yet another short list for the month. Here they are in no particular order...
hot nud school girls: All these searches for "hot nuds" and such, and I still don't know what a nud even looks like. Kinda feel like I'm missing something.
bee fooling plant: No dude, it's the other way around.
great waste of time: You're looking at it.
google.de: Yes, but google de what?
cowboy wash: Nom nom nom.
spear the beer: Sticky, smelly... fun.
how long is phelps penis?: Irrelevant. Just like any other nasty bacterial species, the Phelps clan reproduces by binary fission.
why engineers don't write recipes: Are you kidding? Have you ever eaten anything cooked by an engineer?
fecal gram: I prefer to measure poo by the kilo...
ouch wrong hole porn: Porn bloopers?
halobacteria lesson plan: I could probably come up with one, but it would help if you had a specific objective in mind...
what is punnett squire in genetics determines?: If you mean "Punnett Square" then it just estimates allele frequencies in offspring based on the genetic makeup of the parents.
when dad yec: I'd suggest you leave the room if you're a sympathy puker or you might "yeck" as well.
3 Package(s) of Returned Poo:
Speaking of sympathy puking, you would be proud. I Was ripped from my slumber the other night by a baby screaming down the hallway. When I rushed to investigate, I slipped in a large puddle of baby vomit and landed flat on my back in the middle of it. I somehow managed to not add to the reservoir.
I think they are looking for the size of Michael Phelps' penis. The reason why that is an interesting question is because so much of the rest of his body is strangely proportioned (and ideal for swimming). Also, I really don't want to know the answer.
You may have a point...
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